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If only liquid nitrogen supported life.

It's a wonderful world... of crushing disappointment!

A certain web searcher petitioned
For a limerick to be commissioned
Its design would allow
You to read it right now
Please register for the full poem.

• TOFU GOOD OR BAD: TOFU GOOD
• What is the fancy term that killer whales use for navigation and finding food: They call it "mrrrgrrraighwhaaai!"
• real dinosaurs: Take it up with this kid.
• the myth about awful snowman Once there was a terrible snowman who cleaved the world from primal chaos with one swipe of his corncob pipe! From the huddled masses shivering in the howling winds, he demanded obedience! As a symbol of his power he created a great fire in the sky! Which melted him, causing a big flood. Some say yonder mountain range was once the buttons running down his chest!

Guess the verb!

I think there needs to be a B-movie with that title. Do they even make B-movies anymore? It doesn't seem like it. The movie business has gotten too complicated and unmaneuverable, just like everything else.

astroids that will come to earth and destroy it do you have a picture of that

Well? Do you, smart guy?

ingredients to make a real live metroid egg

Not gonna work.

A website, huh?

Wouldn't the leprechauns have already run the same query, and prepared themselves for shocking tape measures or whatever other lame tricks are listed in web pages about leprechaun dupery?

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I gotta say, "the Mentos freshmaker" sounds like a much more interesting device than "Mentos, the Freshmaker". More like a doomsday machine.

For what it's worth, the answer is "Holland".

(from Sumana)

Second: I have been overwhelmed with links to this story, reinforcing my delusion that NYCB is the preeminent mola mola weblog, when the fact is that I am just the preeminent mola mola obsessive. A huge mola mola has washed up on the shores of New Zealand. Why? Perhaps because of Joe Mahoney's dark secret. I don't know; maybe it was a bodyboarding accident.

Okay, where was I? Here are three things in recent Clickolinko history that caught my eye.

This one was directed toward me by name: Google Memewatch dares to ask: What are you cooking with?

websay does what eCow (which doesn't even work anymore due to various venue changes) does, only it actually works and has a better interface. This is my ultimate win; I come up with an idea and get the credit, and eventually someone else does the same thing and I can pass off the mantainance duty on to them.

Finally, it turns out that The Onion generates its headline graphics with a PHP script. A nice, juicy, usable-by-anyone headline graphic generation script. The API is pretty simple, as this API demonstration.... demonstrates.

Update: Rianna contributes "All your meme are belong to us".

Somewhat relatedly, some of my readers may not know (and others may know all too well) that there's a whole sub-economy based on gaming search results. The currency of this sub-economy is units of Google PageRank, and it is kind of weird.

Now, let me just publish this...

Dessert: They were out of tiramisu, but they comped us some panna cotta because apparently they're still trying to figure out how to make panna cotta. I thought it was good because I'd never had panna cotta before, but Sumana said the texture was weird.

PS: please do not do a Google search for "Sexy John's" until this restaurant becomes very popular.

martha stewart living flan recipe april 2002

Living flan?!?! Wait, never mind.

martha stewart monkey cake

Fortunately, monkey cake (aka monkey bread; caution: midi) containeth no monkey.

i took my roommates goldfish and she found out now i'm scared!

powerpoint presentation in wisdom tooth surgery

Doesn't quite work, but you wish it would.

See a Dream In Bed Tonight Of Going Grocery Shopping

Is there a company that sells you the abililty to have specific dreams, with a free (boring) sample dream? The stories in my seventh grade English reader have begun to come to life! Aah!

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Whew! It was just a dream!

i've been working on the railroad activity sheet

kathy's wild weblog

"x's wild weblog" is a good construction, and as far as I can tell it's never been used. Go to it!

i need a girl(female version)

• Can aliens shrink and enslave humans?
• "How to Buy Ham"
• How you will know if the girls have there Organism
• night before Christmas lutefisk mp3

is there a book of all about the Story of how Anakin Skywalker transform himself into Darth Vader Photos

• "frank zappa" mormon
• free bakersfield telemarketing list
• pussy whipping instructions
• Can I be thrown out of school if I am kicked out of my home?

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