News You Can Bruise for 2005 April 15

(7) Fri Apr 15 2005 07:20 Cute Baby Wholphin Of Shame:

Whale-dolphin hybrid has baby wholphin. This is not surprising as, you'll remember, there are no whales involved here, only dolphins under false names.

biology/organisms/whale

Fri Apr 15 2005 12:14 Just Don't Let It Happen Again:

Ambiguous headline watch makes a return, with Mexico's Fox May Pardon Leftist Mayor for Election.