News You Can Bruise for 2005 May 13

i want a website where you can make a baby and you get money and play games and go shopping

A website, huh?

Going to Seth's party. I made a vegan strawberry-rhubarb pie, with rhubarb from my garden. The first fruits of my garden! Fun fact: the leaves of the rhubarb plant are a deadly poison! Well, they're a poison anyway. Much like lilies.