News You Can Bruise for 2005 June 29

Kevin says: "That's the thing I like about your generation: you never let lack of talent hold you down for long."

I am having a multipurpose party on Sunday which is partially a birthday party. I'm going to start making food for it so I don't have to make it all on Sunday, and I want to know what you think I should make. I am going to make a whole bunch of pretzels and have various pretzel-dipping substances around, but I want to make other, more substantial stuff too. What?

astroids that will come to earth and destroy it do you have a picture of that

Well? Do you, smart guy?

ingredients to make a real live metroid egg

Not gonna work.