La Vie En Rose for 2003 October 5

It's been so long since I've written a paper, I think I've forgotten how. Oh wait, no, I remember: wait until the last moment possible. Puntuate each sentence with email and word count checking. Be sure there is a wide range of meals, snacks, and beverages available for optimum distraction. Under no circumstances attempt to write if not conducting a simultanious IM converstation. And above all: do not proofread.

Here's to the new school year. Cheers.

PS I have already broken most of these guidelines.

I may have eye strain from looking in the mirror, trying to find grey hairs.

Is it bad that this is supposed to be based on reading, and I'm really just kind of making it up?