Spam As Folk Art for October 31, 2003

Fri Oct 31 2003 13:43 Spooky Halloween Spam Edition (spooky by fiat):

Taller or longer can be you: Soviet Yoda.
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accuses: This should be a subject, not a predicate.
are you properly leveraging your time?: No, I am deleting spam.
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BE VERY-VERY HAPPY WHEN YOU MAKE L.OVE!: Oddly reminds me of my parents and other Indians who repeat adjectives for emphasis.
emome: Emo memome? Like the Andrew Loeb bit in Cryptonomicon as written by the Strokes?
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Materials of Aloe: You never hear about the fourth little pig.
Hugh G rection here: Moe from the Simpsons is shaking his fist.
Halloween... EXPOSED!: Pretty lame investigative reporting. "It's all about the candy!"
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Make sideburns barbershop perfect: I have a soft spot in my heart for this one. I don't see the recipient as vain, just concerned with craftsmanship.
and she cruise through the hamburger stand
Halloween rhyme!: Will...not...reward....Wotch.com!
politics2000@salon.com, Need your medication fast?necromancy
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So rare that only 7 were made in 1923
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¡¡ Por fin en Chile !!: This one is From: "SOLO ADULTOS", which makes it less cheery for me.

Spam As Folk Art for 2003 October 31