Sun Nov 16 2003 12:15:
3smallmen
- Wait, I know this one. They're in some kind of boat?
From: A Slimmer You
- Aagh! They've cloned me--with weight loss!
its time to give her the big guns fyoejpgc
- Wait, whose anatomy are we enhancing here, his or hers?
More Sperm pills.
- Oh, good, because I was running out of... sperm pills.
Yasmin, Add sizÈ to your þÈnis In days!! Freig Oshlep Vablushil
- Me: Isn't Yasmin a girl's name?
Friend: Also a birth control pill.
Me: How would that even work?
bid f¤r yöÜ® nêw moneÿ in l¹fe
- At last, details of the more esoteric areas of currency-market speculation.
bid your way to dollar freedom zilpef
- Well, eventually, yes.
Read emails
- I already am.
Control what they type!
- That's... less than likely.
BURN DVDs, PS2 & X-box Games, VHS ?=JQTRKJEVR?
- VHS? This reminds me of one of my favorite Switch ad parodies, in which the narrator enthuses that "On the Mac, I can play plenty of great games that you just can't find on the PC now! Like Zork... Breakout... Super Breakout... Photoshop..."
Awful Results
- Hey, honest spam!
Lurk In The Background!
Hack people
- Hey, frightening spam!
Grreeetings Alpha sk0ut Sarina being sp@nkt by supreme winer
- Hey, ALIEN SPAM!