Spammer "Names"

The gold standard is Muppet C. Persuasively, with McCarthyism E. Objectiveness close behind. But here are a few contenders:

Economics V. Vehemence (Economics, Malthus, VHEMT, sure!)
Ganglions A. Aeneid (this one is for Seth and Dr. Julian Bashir)
Odessa Battle
Dallas Villalobos (I suppose this one performs Tex-Mex versions of classical guitar etudes)
Napoleon Bowles
Autumn Foreman
Topsail T. Oxes

Spam As Folk Art for 2004 January 23