Spam As Folk Art for 2004 January 9

Andy Holloway alerts me to his own spam poetry. From his message to me:

The general idea is that it's an attempt to get spammers to have written me poetry; when I've noticed a particularly surreal or interesting spam subject line (or had one pointed out to me) I have added it to the end of this file, and when a particular narrative seems to have come to a natural end, I close off that poem and start another one.

And Muppet C. Persuasively has a rival: McCarthyism E. Objectiveness.