Spam As Folk Art for November 23, 2004

Tue Nov 23 2004 07:45 Spammers Hand Over The Keys:

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Long have I waited for this day...
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Man, this Christian spam, I tell you.
Does your card give you gas, cash, or points?
It just wishes me a happy birthday.
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Don't know what the verb is there, but it's probably true.
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Why is it my shoulder they always have to cry on?
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There was no footnote in the message. It's just generally accepted now that an asterisk means "We're lying".
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Just in time for the holidays, it's My First Low-Rider.
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Why learn to read, they'll just spam you more.
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So it's not a real store, twice.
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Kevin suggests running away instead, preferably to another country.
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Yeah, I've had it with their mailing fraudulently produced dentures across state lines!
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It's an honor just to be nominated, really.
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One of Elvis' less coherent songs.
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Ew, the blood of patriots and tyrants!
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The new zygoco band.
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Again with the weird "porn connoisseur" language.
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Who knew a file format could be so dangerous?
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Seems like a big waste of a doctor's time.
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This is the life! Money for nothing and chicks for free! Oh no! I've lost my voice! Rock star powers... diminishing!
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I'll just have to console myself with my diploma.
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In a non-spam context, this could only be referring to medical marijuana.
no other place like home
It was "no place like home" and then someone pointed out that home itself is like home...
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I can't believe spam is lecturing me about spelling.
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Mission: Accomplishment
NT 4.0 Workstation update
It's a little late for that.
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Hard-hitting local journalism!
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I told you never to call me at the office.
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That's why I generally avoid starting a new life.
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How did they find out the name of the guaranteed-hit single on my next R&B album?
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Spam As Folk Art for 2004 November 23