Footage Madness: Don't Let This Happen to You

Wed Nov 24 2004 12:54 Footage Madness: Don't Let This Happen to You:

Be a Real Man. Rolex Watch.
Spam finally grasps the fundamentals of non-spam advertising rhetoric.
A treasure chest of mortage - girlish bender
Avast! It's Long John Silver's... mortgage.
Bask the living with Person Growth Internal Secretion
You'll bask the living, but you'll envy the dead.
Do you like your country?
Hmm, this CIA employment exam is tougher than I thought.
important - footage will destroy your life
If square footage would destroy your life, that would be interesting.
Re: OJ Simpson! hahaha
Oh, man. Will those stupid, mind-numbing jokes never get old? Hey, remember this one? "What's the address of O.J. Simpson's homepage? Backslash-backslash-escape!" Hahaha--wait, that doesn't even make sense. That joke could only have survived in a world where most people only knew about the web through hearsay and had never actually used it. I guess those jokes have gotten old after all. Why must you perish, dumb topical-ten-years-ago-jokes? Why do you torment us with reminders of our own mortality!?!?!
Subject: You can start saving now - agleam checkbook
How can I save when that shiny new checkbook urges me to spend, spend, spend?
you are happy as of november 8th
I envision Droopy Dog getting this spam. "According to this affadavit, I'm happy."
hose your mother with pain
Are you insane?
Want Super-V? How about super disc0 unted?
No I do not want super disco.
enjoy your girlfriend's medical problem like never before
We'd see a doctor, but we need the eggs!
Amazing we wouldn't take you to the cleaners like before beware
Reverse psychology spam for those who've already been burned by it.
Wouldn't you like to save some money ? Get them from Canada and save . capitulate bottleneck
Don't you understand? Canadian dollars are cheaper than American dollars because they're worth less!
Passed up for the raise..again?
It's that lout Robinson! Always sucking up to the boss! Whatever will I tell the wife?
wastrel and more! have 100 titles on our site for u confirmation
At last, my own copy of "Wastrel"!
Bart how could you do this?
Why you little!
RE:Porn riches available today- paranoia country
You're in Paranoia Country now.
story-my girlfriend isn't impotent anymore
But now she suffers from male-pattern baldness.
It is known, that dogs eat horses!
What in heck are they getting at? This sounds like the beginning to a lecture given by Groucho Marx.

Spam As Folk Art for 2004 November 24