Spam As Folk Art for February 2004

Kevin Cooke alerts me to "Kidneys T. Provoking."

Gary Benson sent me these, and I added the commentary:

Wann Have Multi-Cum? erf akqh qy: Is this like in pinball?
No Side Effect tdqsjoas sminzad: Except drowsiness, it seems.
drowsy bavaria: The drug got pretty wide distribution, in a situation analogous to the Albanian fraud.
gummy the number one salary weapon: I find Ferrero Rocher gives me the edge with my boss.
super viagrga annulment dismembers: Annulments don't really dismember so much as obliviate. Additionally, I miss the spam of late 2003 that advertised "Man-Agra." Turn the subtext into the text!

Wed Feb 25 2004 11:13 From Kevan (commentary included!):

sugper viagrga $3 d0se jumpy demountable: It's worth paying extra for the emergency ejection system.
slugging Make her happy! qkt ipdtb: Say it with physical violence.
Instant university degree butt: No uncomfortable lecture hall seats required.
stick plaster and ur bird grow bigger cephalic bouquet: Underhand tactics at the bird show.
thank you for registering. your userid is: D: Let me write that down.
Re:Reverse Your Age, look 20 years younger: x=(a*10)+b, x-20=(b*10)+a - unsolveable for integer values.
solomon bragging about his sexual exploits: The Old Testament - 39 Books of Hot Begetting Action!
HEY I'M ABOUT TO HOP ON CAM!!: Jumping and skipping available to paid members only.
No Wait! Immediate Delivery!: What is your name? What is your quest? What is your unique selling point?

And an excellent spammer name, even if it lacks the middle cartoon-frog initial: "Colleen Colon"

Spam As Folk Art for 2004 February