Spam As Folk Art for 2005 June 6

From Penda.

Can I completely trust you?

Oh, Penda. When are we going to move past these issues? I know your mother was killed when you were only 4 years old, but your father took you so special, right? Surely that proves your family will always support you, even if you're passing through your uncle.

I know the Grandnut business isn't what it used to be, but your mother's Four Million Five Hundred Thousand USA DOLLARS from the One trunks box are going to be fine. It was good a thing to write me. I will help you as my daughter.

Nobody lies over email, Penda. Nobody can.