Spam As Folk Art for January 2005

Tue Jan 04 2005 19:48:

From		Subject
`New Year's Surprise`		`(none)`

Wed Jan 05 2005 08:53 Next: Alton Brown meets Bjork!:

For several weeks now, the Salon Premium help address has been receiving a daily email from a prayer service. I find them interesting to read, so I don't mind terribly that someone has signed us up for the service, except that I don't think someone should be able to sign me up for a daily email without my consent. (The industry best practice is "double opt-in" -- initial signup via email or web or whatever, and then a confirmation via email.)

Well, back in 1999, the prayer service evidently got into trouble with MAPS because of this. I find this funny in the same way it is funny when mutual friends meet and fall in love, or characters from different TV shows cross over.

Thu Jan 13 2005 11:17 Let's Move The Crowd Slightly!:

Spam is going through another one of its boring phases. There's been a huge surge in the stock spam I get, which is good for the Stock Spam Effectiveness Monitor but not so good for SAFA, because stock spam is usually incredibly boring.

Leonard pick a date for Friday night
Uh, how about the fourteenth?
Team building lets everyone stand out from the crowd together...
Sounds right to me.
Vaigra now offered with No prescription bandage
Must be some good stuff on the gauze of that prescription bandage
it hurts to tell you eager nadia
but... your dog has cancer.
neuro tests end december 19th
Someone's not updating their spam software.
I'm perishing with you.
O happy dagger!
get a good deal amputate
Buy one, get one free.
become the health man
I'm a health maaaan.
BE ORDAINED NOW!
Wow, spam is now actually performing the ordination ceremony.
Want to surprise her?
Aaah!
Nueva dimension promocional
They created a whole alternate dimension for promotional purposes?

Fri Jan 21 2005 15:58 One-shot:

Did you know that if you drink alcohol with Xana x you will have a blast, get it here
You know, it used to be drug dealers had a vested interest in not killing their clients.

Sat Jan 22 2005 09:09 Two-shot:

From		Subject
`You Can Be A Cop`		`Homeland Security is Everyone's Job`

It's not often that spam can fill me with sheer, blank terror, but that did it.

Wed Jan 26 2005 22:52 shot++:

Micr0soft System Alert - January 13th
a) I got this on the 27th.

b) Microsoft has to mangle its own trademarks? Maybe this is the ultimate logical extension of DRM.

Spam As Folk Art for 2005 January