Spam As Folk Art for February 2005

Thu Feb 17 2005 10:28 I Never Drink... Vicodin:

"All the Whey" should be your only whey
But I prefer a competing brand of whey!
save online if you want to
You can save your friends behind...
Y0u missed y0ur Pa!n tOlerancy test 0n thursday
Yeah, about that. I'm not going to go to a "pain tolerancy test" just because spam says I've got one.
FROM VICTOR KONE
When I get spam with subjects like these I feel classy! It's like an old-fashioned calling card. From a corrupt Gabonian civil servant.
don`t be a moron Vivian
Honestly, whenever anything explodes around here it's always bloody "don`t be a moron Vivian"!
GOOD...............................DAY
When Dracula spams.
Need website traffic? see this..-dutchman cartel
Guido van Rossum heads a sinister organization that controls the world's supply of click-throughs.
Will you try online shopping?
Would you, could you, shop online?
Don't be her 9DIGIT choice be here firstSUBJECT
I'll be perfect for her experiments.
girls playing with their soulmate
Hot, hot monogamy!
A service for singles with christian values
Man, what's next, a site where you sign up to not cheat with someone's wife? I demand sleaze!
New Year with Vicodin Margarita
Save one for me! *hic*
Earn one of the most rewarding degrees possible in Healthcare
A Ph.D. in Healthology!
News is out Viacom Outdoor Ad, targets NYC Subway
Oh no! Alert Homeland Security!
Catch the exp|0si0n frOm breaking news
We were too late! The subway was targeted by deadly breaking news! Incidentally, this spam was sent on behalf of a stem cell research company. I think this is all the evidence we need to make a firm connection between stem cell research and terrorism. Down with stem cell research!
A Bright Future As An Electrician Awaits You
Hopefully not too bright.
believe in santa glaucoma
Instead of healing the blind, Santa Glaucoma blinded people who could see.
Is this Mary, the hot chick we know?
Mary was a hot chick known to both Chet and the boys.
See what we are doing behind the iron curtain leonardr
Hot, hot political repression!
But no one came.
Well, that's depressing.
You have a chive on your tooth.
It's my hit circus balancing act.
Hey fatty, drop that sandwich and click this link to get skinny
"We've got to get into the minds of fat people to sell this stuff! Why are fat people fat?" "Well, uh--" "I'll tell you why they're fat! It's because they can't stop eating their sandwiches! All the time a sandwich in their hands! We've got to call them on it!"
wanna go over to Boswell's house?
I hear he's working on a new biography.
Here you can purchase your brand name and generic ones.
Or, you can just hit the 1 key on your keyboard.
Cheating House Wife Services
So they send hunky electricians to your house or what?
report : never be embaressed again
By your habit of misspelling "embarrassed". This isn't even a filter evasion technique. They just misspelled it.
Why these morons make millions
I've often wondered that.
What is next? Other bonus offfers?
Yes, Jimmy, today we're learning about more bonus offers.
Get your site seen by 100K+ now-lie
Um... my site has porn!
RE: Surprising know the way to value lichen
Actually I do. Ahem. "Lichen is generally more or less valueless."
A DYING WISH-TREAT AS URGENT
"Wish-Treat" has a nice ring to it.
Lake Big Bear Grizzly Mag - note revealing PAIN
Doctors have determined that being mauled by a bear can cause pain.
Christians: honor your religion with this complimentary T-shirt
This came from "Faithful Attire". If your religion needs to be honored with a T-shirt, it's in trouble.
See our Experts get stunned, gagged, choked with huge meat.
Some experts!
You don`t have to be fat Carlos
What about Fat Albert?
Adolph make all your dreams come true
Uh, let's not do that.
hey sufferers of the world
Unite! For the pain and fun!
Industry that will never die.
We cater to the zombie lifestyle.
Imagine what you can do with your own GPS.
I could... see where I am!
RE: Found match!
Some regular expressions are so complicated you just have to go away and get notified by email when it's done.
time to buy pennies
They'd better be damn cheap.
Bob can say: I`m slim shady!
The spammer thought this was so clever.
FWD:Princess Looking 4 Mr. Right salty
Well, as a twenty-year Royal Navy veteran I'd describe myself as right salty, miss.
heIp yOur daughter save the hOuse
We'll put on a play!
Afraid of making a mistake?
Yes! No! Argh!
What are you doing with all that pain?
What's it to you?
Panic-like symptoms
Such as panic.
RE RE:Leonardr Sassy and Assertive!!! as
Yes, people are talking about my sassy assertiveness!
Just can't ignore this email
Watch me.
ED (Erectile Dysfunction) is NOT a problem anymore
Okay, sorry I asked!
Sma|lcap Acti0n Rep0rt
Smallcap After-Action Report would be more interesting
Can you read a Novel? books
Yes, I know what they are.
National Widows Association : Do you Need someone to talk to
There's also a National Widowers Association, to which all the single dads from 50s sitcoms belong.
You have been Permitted
Oh, do I dare??
Its time to bye to the thighs
Yeah, you keep making up slang terms and pretending they mean something.
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Aidrccnog to resreach at an Elignsh uniteisvry, our pfnoreraidog sirceves are the bset.
Spyware is amongst us
You can only see the spyware with these special sunglasses!
Time to replace HER!
My sexbot's battery has died. :(

Spam As Folk Art for 2005 February