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Wed Apr 06 2005 17:07 Spam Is Coming To Dinner:
dumb blunt portent- Is it really a portent if it's that brazen? Maybe more of a notification.
Why waist your time at doctors office!stoppage- Because of the stoppage at my waist.
loans for terrible, horrible, ridiculously bad credit- Yeah, that's the bankruptcy bill for you.
you can suck money out of your crappy house- How many times did I tell you, there's always money in the banana stand!
even if you suck at paying your bills, we can get you a mortgage- From Usurers Inc.
Insane Blow-Job Madness!- As previously stipulated, insane!
Re: DQQYF, muttered unintelligibly that- As previously stipulated, unintelligible!
Thu Apr 07 2005 07:19 Ah, refreshing swill:
- Leonard, Record, Pause, Fastfoward TV with TiVo
Yes, I know HOW TO USE IT.
- Leonard, car loans approved in 60 seconds
The unsuccessful prequel to Gone in 60 Seconds
- The Wealth of the Euro
C'mon ya green wee bugger, where ya hidden yer pot o'
Euros?!
- Is your family prepared for terrorism.
This makes me think my family is a sleeper cell.
- Dx Moment of great savingss on PC programs. Check it!
It was a moment of great savingss for the Empire.
- hellfire causes birth defects in animals Too much use of a
narcotic
The pragmatic approach to revival preaching.
- MY HUSBAND'SWILL
Tell me more of this strange beverage you call "husband
swill".
- Easy Mortgage Shopping for the [[last]] Family
I guess it would be easy if all the other families were
dead!
- want to know how to change the situation?
Generic spam makes a comeback
Wed Apr 27 2005 08:51 By No Means AVI:
- Winter Special - Buy 1 and Get 1!
Well, I'd hope so.
- You cannot do that!
> give spam to troll
- 'supervi"agra for peanuts,
I think you've misread the instructions.
- Software it's beautiful By no means AVI
The laptop salesman doth protest too much.
- You are the one, selected to receive this unbeatable loan.
Perhaps we can slow Neo down if we make hundreds of copies of ourselves and each try to sell him a mortgage.
- Successful people awaken each day...
I knew I was doing something wrong.
- You said once you like hard erections.
I think you're quoting me out of context.