Sat Jun 25 2005 00:54 From Brendan's Uncle John:
Brendan's very fine Uncle John has kindly sent us some new Spam As Folk Art!
- Claim Your Complimentary Gril!
Yowza! (huh? ahem...) I see now that it says gril.
- Enjoy 350 Delicious Recipes Prepared in Under 30 Minutes
Five-second meals! That's what I call fast food!
- Does your girl like surprises?
Not really, but my gril does.
- Want A Personal Navigator?
Hmm. Does he look like Race Bannon?
- Unbelievable Mortgages for Americans
Maybe the Albanians will fall for it.
- Suprise for your woman...
Get her a new gril!
- FreeStoreClub
Used by a Wal-Mart greeter before his incarceration.