Spam As Folk Art for 2007 June 20

More insults and insinuations about penises: the product will make your unit "so large you will be able to park a car on it." "Be bigger than your girlfriends ex with [product]." Speaking of your significant other: various female orifices will not be able to handle your unit in the post-product era! Right now, in contrast, it's "so thin you can put a ring on it instead of the finger." But, more inspirationally:

[Product] will give you the inspiration for a better life.

Do you want to possess the whole world? Try our [product] and you will be the master of the universe.

From another ad: Full, thick hardons..no more semls    What in the hell is a seml? Do I want to know?