Spam As Folk Art for 2007 January 16

Good Omens (Pratchett & Gaiman) quote spotted in spam:

"So computers are tools of the devil?" thought Newt. He had no problem believing it. Computers had to be the tools of somebody, and all he knew for certain was that it definitely wasn't him.

And random text grabbing & generation gives me a new magical-realism/Stephenson/Magnolia plot!

Furthermore, a highly paid submarine goes to sleep, and the sheriff gives secret financial aid to a skinny cab driver.

When a graduated cylinder is incinerated, the sandwich gives secret financial aid to a miserly football team.

A mastadon near the inferiority complex, some somewhat incinerated bottle of beer, and a hardly snooty football team are what made America great!