Spam As Folk Art for 2007 January 26

Today, I got spam with quotes from "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire," "Around the World in 80 Days," and some work of philosophy that cites Socrates. Funny how a single set of two sentences from Rowling distinguishes itself.

• In waxen be vandenber

  One of Dumbledore's "a few words" speeches before the start-of-school meal.

• From: Oculist V. Bluebirds

  Hermione was seen reading a book by this author, very close to her face, as it was carried by huffing and puffing finches.

• Do you want to know what Erectile Dysfunction means?

  Man, I miss New Orleans.