Spam As Folk Art for November 2008

roulette watch
Why yes, it's... [whirr, rattle, rattle, click] half past ten.
Want your love back?? Check it out
If it's not returned by the due date, it was never yours to begin with.
Heya, long time no news
Yes, sir, I gave up delivering papers when I left school.
We need real estate managers.
Not these useless young whippersnappers.
You can order Anti-depressants, weight loss meds,and pain
Maybe not that last one, thanks.
spell to win money
Sorry guys, I memorised Cure Light Wounds today.
Meds approved by us approved doctors. Pnterm.in, Va|l|ium
But were you approved by an approved medical college?
Enlarge your penis, naturally!
Well, naturally.
Surprise everybody with your enlarged size
... Everybody?
MBA-Degreees not for sale- get it.
Okay, okay, I get it, professor.

"Sign your name with the finest pens ever made" causes me to grok the appeal of fine pens for the first time.

Leonard and I think that "branded time" and "world of clocks" come from David Foster Wallace and Batman's adversary the Clock King, respectively.

Sun Nov 16 2008 09:24 Pre-Thanksgiving SAFA:

Spam As Folk Art for 2008 November