This Generic Tablet

Stop fighting with your male friend and start taking the blue pill.
Let's just get this film over with, Neo.
She will want to give you the head right under the table in a restaurant.
In a black plastic bag. Have the cash ready in used bills.
Get more confidence with our amazing product!
Our advertising department are addicted to it!
Your big male thing will support you in any situation.
... Any situation?
Downloads of the Programs!
In cinemas this Friday.
If you want to be a real man - be him!
That guy over there. No, the one in the grey jacket.
Your body will resist any other watch than a Submariner.
We cut a deal with government innoculation programmes in '86.
This is your best roll
Don't forget you get a +1 bonus from the amulet.
Tired of being kidded about your limited dimensions?
Hey, Flatlander, what's up?
Your wrist is screaming for a new watch.
This thick leather strap should muffle it.
Real diplomats wear only Submariner SS watches.
Because diplomatic immunity covers public indecency laws.
Get a supernatural power by taking this generic tablet.
That's not much of a backstory.

Spam As Folk Art for 2009 January 14