Spam As Folk Art for March 04, 2009

Do you require email marketing quotes?
Why, yes! Welcome to Spam As Folk Art!
If you weren't blessed, we can fix that problem.
It's a bug in the altar code, the DevTeam are working on it.
Viagra vs Cialis effective
Take both, let them fight it out.
Become her megadriller
She can never get past the ghosts on Level 8.
Look like you have just walked out of the trendy store.
Stand right in front of the door, and when you see someone approaching, step forward.
Find new employment.
That's a harsh way to break it to me, boss.
Feel the juice flow and grow bigger than ever
The Blob II: The Juice
Hello not the man familiar to me!
*sigh* Hello, Agent X.
So large you will have to change your underwear
Terrifyingly large.
A classy watch is screaming about a sophisticated taste of his owner.
Would sir mind turning his watch down? It's disturbing the other diners.
Don't be the butt of fat jokes
Ha ha, "butt", get it?
RE: Your Job is at stake.
Get that kindling lit.
Work for you! Now!
Looks like that temp-agency SWAT team has arrived.
The stars use this
Delicious thermonuclear fusion.
Welcome to the world of big monsters in pants and big possibilities!
Abandoned dialogue from Jurassic Park's first draft.
When you are slim and fit it is easier to find your soul mate.
Easier to catch, I mean.
Dreaming of being sound asleep? It?s easy with Xenax!
And really confusing.

Spam As Folk Art for 2009 March 4