Susie's Leaning Tower of Chocolate for 2006 February 12

Susie: Do you like the name Sophie? John: Sophie Neuveau! Susie: That means "new". John: It also means last name!

John: Since it's July, I think we can put the heater away.

John on eating shrimp scampi, a la Lady and the Tramp: I can push a shrimp over with my nose.

Primary.... Teacher: What city were [the sons of Helaman] in? Child: California!

Chorister: What's your favorite Primary song? Child, under her breath: God Bless America.