Fri Mar 09 2012 17:47 Maggie Turns 5:
3/1: "On my next birthday that's a Lego birthday I'm going to order (invite) James to my party cause he love Legos. After that is my Princess birthday." (Since then, she's decided on a Superhero birthday for her 7th.)
3/1: Maggie thinks she's doing me a "flavor" by getting herself and Dalton a treat...
3/2: "Dalton's birthday is Draper what?"
3/3: Maggie just threatened to clobber me.
3/5: "Your tummy look a little big."
3/6 "Mommy, after lunch I want to play chores."
3/7: (at the bank) Don't forget to tell them two lollipops for your two kids!
3/7: When I get up can I be a mommy just like you?
Yes. When you're a mommy, I'll be a grandma.
I don't think so that's a good idea. How about two mommies?
3/7 M: Oh yeah, yeah yeah, I'm on a diet!
Dad: Do you know what "diet" means?
M: It means you don't eat so much food you're on a diet!
3/9: "Good. But I wonder if there's anymore presents." (There weren't. And she was mad. Sheesh.)