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Brendan) I guess not having a Salon email address means I get fewer amusing spams, although a six-year-old Hotmail address helps ensure volume. Finding great spam is very much like panning for gold: there's a lot of dirt out there, but Sumana and I are willing to sift through it all for those shining, perfect moments. For you, dear reader.
For you.
His Thing Is Choking Me yobtceqhz- Yes, it's another victim of the Dead Spammer Series.
BRENDAN, discover more about the ADKINS's. No risk trial!- The sad thing is, I really have no idea how to spell the plural of my last name. I don't think that's it, though.
Sonic fast V i a g r a, hard in 5 - 15 minutes- A nice attempt at appealing to the vintage gamer demographic, but come on, you know that's not Sonic speed.
Hérbal Viägrä Altérnative ! it put its head against mine, whimpering softly, and I knew in my heart yely- This sounds like a heartbroken cry to a lost lover. Named, somehow, Hérbal Viägrä Altérnative.
Stop Smoking For Your Loved Ones! great Achilles triumphs over death."- Setup, then conclusion.
Shés Hot And Shes Single! perfect passion of emotion, while I, with a curious forgetfulness of rewrrewr- Comment, then sinister inner monologue.
Grow A Larger And Longer Pênïs! a-comin' back dah in de dark en de storm--(repeat the wind and the zzzqqnn- I want to know the tune to this song!
Losé Weíght Easíly Wíth Applè Cidér ! looking down upon it in great perplexity. At length he said: qyyah- I'd look at that cider in great perplexity, too. Although I don't understand what he's saying. An alien cry of perplexity, perhaps? This is one of those subjects that needs to be written into a short story.