Spam As Folk Art for 2003 December

(Brendan)

Energy never tasted so good

"Wow, this energy does taste good... but what do I have to compare it to? Perhaps I'll try a bite of this power line, so hieiahghAHGAHGEH"

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I'd, uh, rather not. I mean, wouldn't you get hungry?

The only solution to Penis Enlargement

Technically, that'd be penis reduction.

paris?

For a second, that almost sounded romantic.

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That just makes me imagine it being said in a kind of Igor voice. It should really include something about "(wheeze) Br@@ins!"

From: Muppet C. Persuasively

Best spam name ever. (Other candidates included Sniff E. Empiricism, Semifinal H. Roguery, and Niggard C. Prong.)

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It's like he's really kind of surprised to see the content on his own site.

god Horses, Dogs and Farmgirls obviously

And now he's self-aware and jaded!

How Rich People Cut their mortgage in HALF!

Presumably, they use their wealth to pay it off.

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"Hey, did you see that? I think it's The Wonder Pill!"
"It is! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"
(smashing sounds as Tokyo is destroyed)

Bill O'Reilly says.................... jfccpkfclzs

He's just been a lot less sensible lately. Ever since he started trying to eat energy.

(Sumana) Guest Observation: Leonard notes, "I love the hilarious circumlocutions to which spam goes to to avoid saying 'paris' or 'hilton'. They make assumptions that the spam reader is smarter than they are.... Like 'france's capital'."

Update: Leonard also notes "The French Revolution of the 21st century has arrived." Leonard believes that you can tell a lot about a spammer by the peculiar brand of creativity with which he evades spam filters, and feels a kinship with these particular souls. I say Stockholm syndrome. Or should I say "disease associated with the Nobel something-or-other."

(Sumana) In the Tradition of Muppet C. Persuasively:

Hi Letters a greeting from "Empty H. Cummerbund"

(Sumana) "diamonds are for Lovers"? Virginia will be confused, as Arkansas is the only state in the Union with a diamond mine.

(Sumana) Someday I Will Post A List Of Great Spam Names:

pills to sleep with women........from Avery Ware.......98ik

Is that a headline? "Pills To Sleep With Women; Women To Not Notice"

Onanism does NOT make you blind! Test:Can you see this webpage?

I got nothin' to say; this is funny.

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Not a good deal. Hold out for 25.

Who's First? You, or Everyone Else?

Technically, how would "everyone else" be first?

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And I Can Cure Spellcheck.

want some wholesome viagra?

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Maybe, kinda, sorta.

Totally Passive Cash

Better than money that works for you is money that lounges around the pool while you live off its parents' trust fund.

This is so hot, her lawyers are suing

Truly, this is the sine qua non of hotness.

Uncover what others don't want to know

Missing pronoun, or Cthulu? You make the call!

Salon are you broke because of bills

Especially poignant to my longtime colleagues at Salon.

science has finally done it

Now go to your room!

One of the 5 wonders of the world

The other two have been outsourced to the moon.

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Any course in monogamy is really a course in abstinence and in the erotic.

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Maybe eighty percent.

Not available in stores! - Childrens Learn to Draw Books

When Informercials Meet Human Interest Stories

in a world of a billion people, I'll tell the world...

I assume this is leading to a "therefore, I can catch fish of arbitrary size"-style conclusion.

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Appeals to causality will not persuade me to buy your snake oil, Mr. McSpam.

DVD MONSTER?
oh my god, XP Pro only at 50 dollar ??
Re: CYSZTBI, tour little watchie?
Shopping in Beirut during Ramadan?
What If Santa Left A Real Star Under The Tree?

There is a scene in The Offpsring (Star Trek: The Next Generation where Lal, Data's daughter, starts asking question after question, including "Why is the sky black?" and Data switches her off to stop the wave of why. These questions make me sad because I think of Lal enslaved to spammers.