Energy never tasted so…

Energy never tasted so good: "Wow, this energy does taste good... but what do I have to compare it to? Perhaps I'll try a bite of this power line, so hieiahghAHGAHGEH"
Ride like a stalion for 36 hours ---- Make her come back for more llj o: I'd, uh, rather not. I mean, wouldn't you get hungry?
The only solution to Penis Enlargement: Technically, that'd be penis reduction.
paris?: For a second, that almost sounded romantic.
onvyer W@@tcch tthee Päriis Hiiltt0n homee vvídeô pdm: That just makes me imagine it being said in a kind of Igor voice. It should really include something about "(wheeze) Br@@ins!"
From: Muppet C. Persuasively: Best spam name ever. (Other candidates included Sniff E. Empiricism, Semifinal H. Roguery, and Niggard C. Prong.)
Xorph, Cum Facials APPARENTLY: It's like he's really kind of surprised to see the content on his own site.
god Horses, Dogs and Farmgirls obviously: And now he's self-aware and jaded!
How Rich People Cut their mortgage in HALF!: Presumably, they use their wealth to pay it off.
The Wonder Pill --- Taking the WORLD BY STORM! tt: "Hey, did you see that? I think it's The Wonder Pill!"
"It is! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"
(smashing sounds as Tokyo is destroyed)
Bill O'Reilly says.................... jfccpkfclzs: He's just been a lot less sensible lately. Ever since he started trying to eat energy.

Spam As Folk Art for 2003 December 6