Spam As Folk Art for 2004 January 7

I really enjoy November's entries.

Rather poetic subject lines:

onomatopoeia indefinable ernest

The sound was indescribable, but not in a Cthulu way.

Animastic Platter

The mimetic goo from the gelatin slide is now $6.99 at Red Lobster!

Dough, bread, clams, pearls 1d

It's an SAT analogy, subtle and yummy.

Re: knoweth Suspended ruinous Account euwdsyccmbqjy fnabrj

And the Christ DID cast the moneylenders from the temple, and they WERE forced to suspend thy account.

Re: gas_saver is here emaciate hj qratb wagu

If we don't reduce our dependence on Middle Eastern fossil fuels, we'll turn into starving, babbling loonies.

jwcwuljgm freedom freedom why keep ûp the struggle, acqu!ire out of that mess sxbkwzdu
vnh income grand why keep *up the strug.gle, annex out òf that mess oxvrar

What is a better reason to struggle? Freedom freedom, or an income grand?