Spam As Folk Art for January 07, 2004

Wed Jan 07 2004 14:01 I Was Born a Spam, Baby:

The spam subject line "Massive Passive Cash" reminds me of "Jupiter" by the Presidents of the United States of America:

Jupiter, Jupiter, massive passive ball
Jupiter, Jupiter, or-or-orbital
Jupiter, Jupiter, mass of gas and dammit
Jupiter, Jupiter's, pure pure pure pure planet

Could it be a conscious reference? How many people have listened to that much POTUSA?

Wed Jan 07 2004 14:47 In Case You're Just Arriving:

I really enjoy November's entries.

Rather poetic subject lines:

onomatopoeia indefinable ernest: The sound was indescribable, but not in a Cthulu way.
Animastic Platter: The mimetic goo from the gelatin slide is now $6.99 at Red Lobster!
Dough, bread, clams, pearls 1d: It's an SAT analogy, subtle and yummy.
Re: knoweth Suspended ruinous Account euwdsyccmbqjy fnabrj: And the Christ DID cast the moneylenders from the temple, and they WERE forced to suspend thy account.
Re: gas_saver is here emaciate hj qratb wagu: If we don't reduce our dependence on Middle Eastern fossil fuels, we'll turn into starving, babbling loonies.
jwcwuljgm freedom freedom why keep ûp the struggle, acqu!ire out of that mess sxbkwzdu vnh income grand why keep *up the strug.gle, annex out òf that mess oxvrar: What is a better reason to struggle? Freedom freedom, or an income grand?

Spam As Folk Art for 2004 January 7