Spam As Folk Art for 2004 March 25

Also: Unseeing J. Pinkeye (makes sense), Bialystok H. Fourteen (from The Producers For Kids?). Garland J. Dripping (with dew), Entanglement L. Deciphered (Washington as Cryptonomicon character!), Materializing L. Intimately (like Q in Kathryn Janeway's quarters), and Enmesh B. Autograph.