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Fri Apr 16 2004 15:35 Only A Fraction of the Nonsense Available:

Coming soon: contributions from readers. But first:

you could be john holmes: An excellent deduction, Watson. An itemized deduction!
is that your car?: Dude, it is!
Flayers among us: Either the writer plays a Lovecraft-influenced D&D game, or he's a Buffy refugee with a lisp.
I hate the cold I hate the rain: Noir Detective Baaaabies.
Charlie's Angels Replica Shades ev k mmka f kzanhz: "Shades" and "angels" -- is that you, Philip Pullman?
This IS a legitimate BUSINESS mdtv gtunkwvb: So there!
Forced Matrix = Fast Cash r fp: My math classmates would disagree.
She take a valium, she love me in the mornin buprwv38: You sneak her a Valium, she call a lawyer.
break walls apart with your huge "tool": Yes, a "hammer."
Oh Sildenafil Citrate !: Let me count the erections!
From: democracy@government.com Subject: Democracy !: Why isn't it government.gov?
Take off your pants and let a MONSTER out vnima hh ya: Those last bits are quotes from the MONSTER.

Spam As Folk Art for 2004 April 16