Spam As Folk Art for 2004 April

Permalink [No comments] Tue Apr 13 2004 08:19 "36 Hours of Freedom" should be a movie about Tai Chi:

In the vein of A. Holloway, I present this single glorious spam, which wants so badly to be a haiku that it almost is:
Viagra's newest rival,
Cialis is here, a treatment
for erection and
impotence problems

which brings with it the promise
of "36 hours of freedom" to
achieve an erection.

CLICK
HERE TO FIND OUT
MORE








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me

Permalink [No comments] Fri Apr 16 2004 15:35 Only A Fraction of the Nonsense Available:

Coming soon: contributions from readers. But first:
you could be john holmes
An excellent deduction, Watson. An itemized deduction!
is that your car?
Dude, it is!
Flayers among us
Either the writer plays a Lovecraft-influenced D&D game, or he's a Buffy refugee with a lisp.
I hate the cold
I hate the rain
Noir Detective Baaaabies.
Charlie's Angels Replica Shades ev k mmka f kzanhz
"Shades" and "angels" -- is that you, Philip Pullman?
This IS a legitimate BUSINESS mdtv gtunkwvb
So there!
Forced Matrix = Fast Cash r fp
My math classmates would disagree.
She take a valium, she love me in the mornin buprwv38
You sneak her a Valium, she call a lawyer.
break walls apart with your huge "tool"
Yes, a "hammer."
Oh Sildenafil Citrate !
Let me count the erections!
From: democracy@government.com Subject: Democracy !
Why isn't it government.gov?
Take off your pants and let a MONSTER out vnima hh ya
Those last bits are quotes from the MONSTER.