Spam As Folk Art for 2004 May 19

Robin Kraft submits a specimen with the following silly lines:

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Nathaniel Smith:

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I believe this to be correct; at least, I have difficulty imagining how any visual side-effect could compare to viagra wallpaper.

Well, okay, I also have trouble imagining viagra wallpaper.

As if that wasn't surreal enough, this was actually mortgage refinancing spam. Perhaps it is a clever scheme in which the viagra wallpaper is used to somehow alter property values before the refinancing.

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and

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As if I wasn't enormous enough already.

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I didn't even realise I'd been doing that. Thanks.

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Actually, I've been meaning to talk to her about that.

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... before we kill you, Mister Bond.

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Mr. Davis also notices "names from two extremes of the televangelist spectrum; 'Pestilent Q.Haber' and 'Elvis Couch'." Andy Holloway contributes the names "Hope Askew" and "Hung Britt".