Spam As Folk Art for May 19, 2004

Wed May 19 2004 17:37 One Reader's Submission:

Leonard notes:

U Still Dare To Fcuk Girls Out There With Ur Little Pe--nis? acrocarpus: They make it sound like i'm presumptuous.
if only you had firehouse salamander: That spam subject makes my day.
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May Madness-Free Polarized Sunglasses: Who wants madness-free sunglasses?
No Pumps, Weights, Or Exercises for the New Year: That's a weird resolution.
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Protect your family with a quality extended warranty: I had no idea you could take out a warranty on your family. So you get a new family if they die?
Re:Notice of Default prostitute: "Sorry, your default prostitute is not available."

Wed May 19 2004 17:58 Mailbag of Horror:

Robin Kraft submits a specimen with the following silly lines:

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Hasty tip: to conclusion from this Great mails...

Nathaniel Smith:

Subject: no visual side effect compare to v-iagra wallpaper
I believe this to be correct; at least, I have difficulty imagining how any visual side-effect could compare to viagra wallpaper.
Well, okay, I also have trouble imagining viagra wallpaper.
As if that wasn't surreal enough, this was actually mortgage refinancing spam. Perhaps it is a clever scheme in which the viagra wallpaper is used to somehow alter property values before the refinancing.

From Gary Benson: Are you satisfied with the smallness of your c0ck? akmcudyygenz: and
You will eventually die. cumxiibnvkqx
From Leonard: healthier, happier, harder! fraternal odious gentlemen
From Alexei Othenin-Gerard, a man of gravity: Become a More Enormous Man: As if I wasn't enormous enough already.
Zack Weinberg notices: Atkins Pen|s en|argement pi||s: the magic word "Atkins" makes everything TRENDIER!
From Kevan Davis: have u known how u irritated others? swordsmen biont abjection: I didn't even realise I'd been doing that. Thanks.
Satisfy your.self and her... astronaut: Actually, I've been meaning to talk to her about that.
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why are you asnewirng my pohne clals?: Why are you phoning me?
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Mr. Davis also notices "names from two extremes of the televangelist spectrum; 'Pestilent Q.Haber' and 'Elvis Couch'." Andy Holloway contributes the names "Hope Askew" and "Hung Britt".

Spam As Folk Art for 2004 May 19