Spam As Folk Art for 2004 October 21

I call this one "The Rolex cycle", a tale of hope and betrayal. Matthew Barney has nothing on me!

• Impress her with a Rolex
• Do not settle for less than a ROLEX.
• She told me you want a Rolex ?
• Rolex is not for all. Is it for you ?
• Even you can afford a Rolex now. Come on In
• Rolex Replicas

And now, your regularly scheduled subject lines.

• Miracle protein for your illness

  Then spam my illness, not me!

• Wow! No hassles! or Dr. Appointments

  I've just about had it with Dr. Appointments and his stalling tactics.

• can we go over Ross's budget today?

  Sure, go ahead and order those new laptops.

• Outstanding! As a true voyeur this is my dream site!

  I felt something was missing from other voyeur sites. They seemed to lack a passion for their art!

• I truely admire these BBW FAT CHIX

  On the other hand, sometimes the "porn connoisseur" bit falls flat.

• little bottle eliminates photo cops!

  That's a little bloodthirsty for me, but what about a little bottle that eliminates photo ops?

• lowest prices on your medications Wilbur

  When Mr. Ed spams.

• people are raving about our pharmacy

  Mostly about it being controlled by the Illuminati and the CIA.

• As seen on CBS News! Canadian Pharmacy Drugs

  But then it turns out the drugs were forgeries.

• As seen on FOX News! Canadian Pharmacy Drugs

  Didn't they say that our wise president had deemed Canadian Pharmacy Drugs to be unsafe? Ha! I'm on a roll!

• Caution: cheat online

  Oh no! That guy who cheated me signed on to IM again!

• gals showing off their boots -- gro.tluafges--rdranoel

  It's either a weird fetish site or a filter-foiling typo, but I can't tell which.

• Whoa doobie. A full sized SUV right there between ya legs

  Here at the SUV Rodeo!

• feck longer & herder

  It was daring of them to choose the cast of Trainspotting as spokespeople.

• lack of universitty degreee means you miss out on good jobs - we can

  Sure, rub it in.

• hark 8x Longer than V1AGRA, and cheaper, too?

  Man, you'll never be able to swallow that pill.

• Discover New Mind Blowing Technology

  This puppy can blow a mind from a hundred yards!

• NeverPoorAgain Randomizer Pays You $10 over & over

  Doesn't sound that random.

• Awaken her/his appetite for sex

  Step 1: determine her/his gender.

• meet teen nipples tonight

  So you're... nipples? How's that working out for you?

• Re:Notice of Default prostitute

  "Sorry, the prostitute you selected is no longer in stock. Please accept this default prostitute and a complimentary coupon."

• curl get laid

  I think UNIX utilities are not the best market for spam.

• it depends on you six juvenile

  I woulda gotten away with it too, if it hadn'ta been for you six meddling juvenile!

• Wait! Still single and waiting?

  Yes, because you JUST TOLD ME TO WAIT!

• now that i am irresponsible viking

  Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam...

• U Still Dare To Fcuk Girls Out There With Ur Little Pe--nis? acrocarpus

  Frankly, I don't know why girls stand for it.

• fw : paris hilton would not touch that little thing

  Wow, suddenly I've never been happier about the size of my penis!

• Valium delivered to your home

  When neurotic housewife fantasies collide!

• all i want is.. sage garvey

  "Done!" says the King with a stroke.

• SEXUALLY - EXPLICIT: Extreme Stretching

  Yes, it's porn yoga.

• help your daughter with her hangover

  Time for tough love at the Bush household.