Spam As Folk Art for 2005 September 1

did you fear Christina Aguilera Angelia Jolie Ralph Nader
in 1822 Anna Kournikova

"You're making a mistake," purrs Ralph. "Trust me. If your Mr. Babbage will simply hand over his marvelous engine, we'll be able to slow the advance of technology to a safer, more manageable--"

"Ignore him, Chuck," Anna says.

"How can I ignore a man accompanied by succubi such as these?" demands Babbage.

"Their names are Angelina and Xtina," says Ralph. "They're quite lethal, and sometimes they make out."

Angelina and Xtina show off their knives. Then they make out.

Babbage's voice is quavery. "Not that I doubt your protection, Anna, but perhaps we should just..."

"Boize moi!" snaps Anna. "LASER VOLLEY!"