Spam As Folk Art for September 2005

Thu Sep 01 2005 06:46 Video-Game Power-Up Spam:

Shoot five times as much Don't be left behind- enlarge yourself now!

Thu Sep 01 2005 11:25 Spam exploits my obsession with time-traveling celebrities:

did you fear Christina Aguilera Angelia Jolie Ralph Nader
in 1822 Anna Kournikova

"You're making a mistake," purrs Ralph. "Trust me. If your Mr. Babbage will simply hand over his marvelous engine, we'll be able to slow the advance of technology to a safer, more manageable--"

"Ignore him, Chuck," Anna says.

"How can I ignore a man accompanied by succubi such as these?" demands Babbage.

"Their names are Angelina and Xtina," says Ralph. "They're quite lethal, and sometimes they make out."

Angelina and Xtina show off their knives. Then they make out.

Babbage's voice is quavery. "Not that I doubt your protection, Anna, but perhaps we should just..."

"Boize moi!" snaps Anna. "LASER VOLLEY!"

Thu Sep 01 2005 11:54 LOCATE TABLE FOR CHANGING BABIES:

I was sure I'd linked to this before, but now I can't find any such link in the archives. 56 Kilobit Sentinel's Music To Spam To is hilarious and heartfelt lo-fi antiphony for soldiers in the war against textual white noise.

Mon Sep 05 2005 16:04 More Time-Travel Spam:

Body text of one of the year-and-celebrity format ones, which must have switched to a different phrase set:-

Valetine's Day you're welcome Halloween How old? Nostradamus Keep calm!

Mon Sep 05 2005 16:50 Periodic Table of Spam:

Ce Xa Le Am Ci Pr Me Vi Va Ul le na vi bi al op

[continues for the entirety of its body text]

Wed Sep 21 2005 07:30 Disturbing ambiguity:

See All of Seinfeld!

Wed Sep 21 2005 12:16 More Disturbing Ambiguity:

See All of the Golden Girls!

Wed Sep 21 2005 13:33 More Seinfeld:

Kramer A mate for you nearby

Spam As Folk Art for 2005 September