Spam As Folk Art for October 04, 2005

Tue Oct 04 2005 11:24 World's Greatest Replica Granddad:

I have some spams I want to cover in more detail, but here's another batch of subjects and little snippets.

Deerges Baesd On Yuor Kgwonlee
Der sur, I wis 2 applie 4 yor posishun az teechur of inglish.
36 hours: for all your needs :)
But I need more time!
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Shipped direct from Yuggoth.
Other guys are improving themselves..are you?... peking
No, I'm wasting my life making fun of spam.
Christian Health Plan
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It IS, I tell you!
The best moments in your life happen suddenly...
As do all moments.
No-body beats them earthworm
Once again, the Kalamazoo Earthworms take the title!
Ugly Teeth? GOU
That's a common reaction.
Rolex is not for everyone, it`s for you Lora
Pick me! Pick me!
If only everybody could see this ammunition
You see, you had the ammunition all along! You just had to believe in your own firepower!
Get Your Own Replica
What kind of weird Blade Runner business are you running?
Gift someone you love with a Rolex
"Honey, I've decided to actuate our relationship and proactively show initiative by gifting you with this Rolex."
Replica Watches for Low Prices
I guess that would be a good use for a replica of myself.
We have your commercial loans
Ransom notes delivered by spam.
We've got your info by internet,Hope to cooperate.
I'll do anything, just don't hurt my commercial loans!
Re: Very Good Pharamcy
A pharamcy is to a pharmacy what a banc is to a bank.
30 Second Homeland Instant Approval
If the creation of Israel were to happen today.
Mr. Rogers has $420,000.00 for you
Hell, I'll be his neighbor.
Be given a significant markdown on your RX-Meds
Never before has so much passive voice been crammed into a single spam. Thrill as things happen all by themselves!
Re: Blow your life Pharurmacy
I'll tell you when I've had enough!
Why waste your money on mugs, hats, calendars etc.,
An excellent point.
It's the long-awaited film version of the Broadway hit. The message sent as a binary attachment.
Featuring the hit song "The message cannot be represented in 7-bit ASCII encoding."
AWARD WINNING FINAL NOTIFICATION!!!
The competition was fierce, but I think the judges made the right choice.
we can help wink
I'm too uncoordinated to move only one of my eyes!
SYMPATHISING PRINCIPLES
When alchemists spam.
Dazzle yourself with the massive collection of computer discs!
No, the label's on the other side!
must have! Pharrgmacy
When you experience erectile dysfunction on the high seas, check out our Pharrgmacy.
In a delightful e shopping hall, obtain quick assistance.
I like how the spam-thesaurus has revived all the obsolete ways we used to envision online shopping. Next: the return of gopher?
You are cordially invited to the aristocratic club
I knew it would pay off to call my act "The Aristocrats"!
This is an innovative wave of specially priced tablets. Check the site.
But it was too late. Stevens was gone, buried beneath an innovative wave of specially priced tablets.

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