Spam As Folk Art for 2007 July 5

A subject line from my spam collection. I think it was Ben Franklin who said, "Three men may keep a secret, if two of them are spammers." Here are some of those secrets.

Did you know that 76% of girls prefer guys with a descent ramrod?

I live right near a hardware store - it must carry those. Let's go!

We bet it's not a secret for you, but the true secret is how you can ENLARGE your WEENIE safely and WITHOUT ANY RISK to amaze 100% of girls.

It will make your squib a real space rocket that will raise you up to the seventh sky of the sexual satisfaction!

ENLARGE my WEENIE? Classy. I bet I could find references to the seventh sky of the sexual satisfaction in Chinatown.

They work for up to 36 hours

...without a break, because they are terrified of losing in the first few episodes of Project Runway and being completely forgotten even in the DVD special features.

Now, my libido is back, and also my sex drive.

Does this person think that his libido was previously not the same thing as his sex drive?

twisted pit viper

Hey, there's no need for that kind of spite. I can understand why Laura questioned the authenticity of Jeffrey's work -- she'd never seen that kind of craftsmanship from him before, because they'd always worked on 2-day deadlines, so she didn't know he could do it. Would you really rather she'd bit her tongue and allowed what seemed like a breach of the rules to pass?