Spam As Folk Art for July 05, 2007

Thu Jul 05 2007 10:41 "I'm going to show you this, but keep it secret!":

A subject line from my spam collection. I think it was Ben Franklin who said, "Three men may keep a secret, if two of them are spammers." Here are some of those secrets.

Did you know that 76% of girls prefer guys with a descent ramrod?

I live right near a hardware store - it must carry those. Let's go!

We bet it's not a secret for you, but the true secret is how you can ENLARGE your WEENIE safely and WITHOUT ANY RISK to amaze 100% of girls.
It will make your squib a real space rocket that will raise you up to the seventh sky of the sexual satisfaction!

ENLARGE my WEENIE? Classy. I bet I could find references to the seventh sky of the sexual satisfaction in Chinatown.

They work for up to 36 hours

...without a break, because they are terrified of losing in the first few episodes of Project Runway and being completely forgotten even in the DVD special features.

Now, my libido is back, and also my sex drive.

Does this person think that his libido was previously not the same thing as his sex drive?

twisted pit viper

Hey, there's no need for that kind of spite. I can understand why Laura questioned the authenticity of Jeffrey's work -- she'd never seen that kind of craftsmanship from him before, because they'd always worked on 2-day deadlines, so she didn't know he could do it. Would you really rather she'd bit her tongue and allowed what seemed like a breach of the rules to pass?

Thu Jul 05 2007 10:48 Depressing, Poignant Spam:

Hi, my gentleman
You know, sometimes it happens that you are in a rush and you are afraid to be late and you think that you are the most important person in this world...but you will never be able to do the MOST important...
Maybe it is because you still don't know WHAT IS? most important for You? Maybe you know, but often the Most important changes over time? It is different at 20 than at 16, and than at 25 it changes even more?
The Most important for me in my life is Family, Love, Passion, Relationships with a beloved man. You can call it any name you wish, but the meaning remains the same. I want to love and to be loved...You now know that you can find me at [URL]
You know, sometimes you are afraid to sleep alone...
You know, sometimes you are afraid that you exist...
You know, sometimes it is just raining and cold...
You know, sometimes...
You know...
See you
Raquel

Just to leaven this: indeed, the three turning points in one's life occur at 16, 20, and 25. Raquel would like multiple relationships with her beloved man (simultaneous? sequential?). And he will never be able to do the most important thing in the world: give birth? live a day free of junk e-mail?

Spam As Folk Art for 2007 July 5