On Worm Web

Make money at home right now!
But I'm at work!
Looking for happy relationship, Dear?
Don't be silly, darling.
Don't worry about your equipment any more.
I was on third watch and a rust monster ate it all. Sorry.
Hey, start seeing dollars pouring in.
Drink this.
what children
The ones I was paying you to babysit?
You'll easily counter with your
Instant-speed email deletion spell!
Unwanted Pounds could be easily burnt off!
Yes, they could, but that doesn't mean it's a good idea.
try bank apple, on worm web
I'm not sure that metaphor really works.
Do you want a prosperous future? GET YOUR UNIVERSITY DIPLOMA!
Okay, dad, okay.

Spam As Folk Art for 2007 December 18