This Is Your Thingy

Earth-breaking medical discovery for you!
Results of the test contaminations are right here, Professor Nemesis.
The bull is back
Tell him we're closed.
Isn't strong and powerful full-size dic'k your dream?
No, you must have someone else's case notes there, Doctor Jung.
lucky man, be careful!
You know, I find that I just don't need to be.
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I see what you did with that "no" clause.
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Argh!
Make all them cry for mercy and forget about you problems
Thanks, I'll try that.
Your child is the Star In a full length 3D Christmas cartoon adventure.
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Appetite control for hours on end
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No doctor appointment is necessary
That's a relief. Thanks, spam.
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Let me just tape your eyelids back.
This is your thingy.....this is your thingy on meds. Any questions?
Are you sure you're the pharmacology lecturer, sir?

Spam As Folk Art for 2008 January 25