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Wed Nov 05 2008 01:29 Surprise Everybody:
- roulette watch
Why yes, it's... [whirr, rattle, rattle, click] half past ten.
- Want your love back?? Check it out
If it's not returned by the due date, it was never yours to begin with.
- Heya, long time no news
Yes, sir, I gave up delivering papers when I left school.
- We need real estate managers.
Not these useless young whippersnappers.
- You can order Anti-depressants, weight loss meds,and pain
Maybe not that last one, thanks.
- spell to win money
Sorry guys, I memorised Cure Light Wounds today.
- Meds approved by us approved doctors. Pnterm.in, Va|l|ium
But were you approved by an approved medical college?
- Enlarge your penis, naturally!
Well, naturally.
- Surprise everybody with your enlarged size
... Everybody?
- MBA-Degreees not for sale- get it.
Okay, okay, I get it, professor.