(
Brendan)
Three subject lines:
Xorpheous
Xorphan
Xorpheu
Chin up, guys! You'll get it right someday!
(
Leonard)
Just A Simple Tailor: I keep getting virus spam from "Elim". Why, Garak? Why???
- From: Sardine J. Geldings
Gelding a sardine is a delicate operation!
- From: basil mcglory
His mother was English, his father Scottish.
- my pain med1cat10n are killing me
Now that's irony!
- We cannot get to those good feelings as long as this war is going
on.
Spam therapy.
- almost100%ofthosewhoinitiatedivorcelaterregrettheirdecision!thereis
The Micro Machines pitchman turns to PSAs.
- Sports Illustrated : Don't you need someone to share your dreams
with
Yes, but Sports Illustrated is not that someone.
- Your consent is needed
Why not simply manufacture it?
- girls eat pink
Gender stereotyping now extends to food.
- Got trouble with your pickle ? %RDN_WORD %RDN_DIGIT
Got trouble with your %RDN_PENIS_EUPHEMISM ?
- Now putting a price on youth?
I was just playing around! I never meant to put a price on
youth!
- Dreaming about a A watch
That is one boring dream.
- Vioxx User Damages Estimated at $7billion
Once upon a time, spam was advertising Vioxx. Now it's drumming up
people for a class action suit. Have you no morals, spam? I expected better
from you!
- Yes, man is mortal,
Thanks to the price I put on youth!
- Tupac prefers Rolex, Cartier and Breitling
From beyond the grave, he endorses selected bling.
- interesting medical tip :learn how to violate
I'm trained in CPR and in, uh, violation.
- Cross th border without leaving your house!
When you live in scenic International Falls!
- pain is killing your mother
And you never call, you never write...
- you have not lived until you have tried the blue pill
The latest Matrix advertising campaign.
- Get popular hard to find medications here
We don't stock that anymore. It kept selling out.
- Myth Shattering Behaviour by Celebrities
You mean little Mikey's head didn't actually explode?
- Sarah how could you do this to me?
Well, for starters, I'm not Sarah.
- I came to make you money
Investment Opportunity From Another Planet
- my doggies fetch crabs
Whatever you're selling, nobody's buying.