Spam As Folk Art for 2004 March 9

and other amusing entries in the spam yearbook include Seismographic E. Figaro, Darwin K. Santana, and Wilmer Hilton (Paris's brother).

go quite slowly to the sideboard

Is this from Eliot?

Become a Pro....Pornstar

It's a warehouse...OF SAVINGS!

Re: BLSGCT, third laconically averred

The unlikely hero always laconically avers disaster in the last third of a second before the explosion.