Spam As Folk Art for 2004 March 5

Andy Holloway:

"Tired of looking at your wrinkled face in the mirror as you pluck yet another grey hair and watch the pounds pile on?"

I love the over-the-top prose. It's almost like a hard-boiled, greying detective. "This town is cold and ruthless, like a diamond, or a woman; it ages you and never forgives you for aging. That face in the mirror is mine, and what it says to me is, 'Someday I'm going to slip you up, Spade. You'll pick up a gun and your hand will shake, and that will be the end of you.' I don't look in the mirror much these days."

Kevan Davis:

TAKE A STEP Into The Rx Future, shampoo kinky

Take *two* bottles into the chronoportation pod?

I can pay you USD 100 to help me to find a job , even temporally!!

The time-travelling shampoo salesman thing didn't really work out.

no more endless searching

Buy our CD-rom with the email addresses of all white crows in the universe.

Get cash out of your home

Horrible, horrible cash. Take it away.

Oh! My last weekend! corrodible

I'm afraid the Monday morning acid baths are compulsory.

PLAY BINGO ONLINE FOR FUN OR REAL MONEY

But not both.

Also from Kevan:

Two gangster spammer-names: "Bert Slaughter" and the excellent "Numbers Moses".

And two adjacent subject-lines:-

  D 5635 Mar  6 Emmett Lutz         (3927) FREE shipping watches
+ D 5636 Mar  6 Dianne F. Flynn     (2661) lasts for 36 hours