Spam As Folk Art for 2004 December 15

Xorpheous
Xorphan
Xorpheu

Chin up, guys! You'll get it right someday!

I keep getting virus spam from "Elim". Why, Garak? Why???

• From: Sardine J. Geldings

  Gelding a sardine is a delicate operation!

• From: basil mcglory

  His mother was English, his father Scottish.

• my pain med1cat10n are killing me

  Now that's irony!

• We cannot get to those good feelings as long as this war is going on.

  Spam therapy.

• almost100%ofthosewhoinitiatedivorcelaterregrettheirdecision!thereis

  The Micro Machines pitchman turns to PSAs.

• Sports Illustrated : Don't you need someone to share your dreams with

  Yes, but Sports Illustrated is not that someone.

• Your consent is needed

  Why not simply manufacture it?

• girls eat pink

  Gender stereotyping now extends to food.

• Got trouble with your pickle ? %RDN_WORD %RDN_DIGIT

  Got trouble with your %RDN_PENIS_EUPHEMISM ?

• Now putting a price on youth?

  I was just playing around! I never meant to put a price on youth!

• Dreaming about a A watch

  That is one boring dream.

• Vioxx User Damages Estimated at $7billion

  Once upon a time, spam was advertising Vioxx. Now it's drumming up people for a class action suit. Have you no morals, spam? I expected better from you!

• Yes, man is mortal,

  Thanks to the price I put on youth!

• Tupac prefers Rolex, Cartier and Breitling

  From beyond the grave, he endorses selected bling.

• interesting medical tip :learn how to violate

  I'm trained in CPR and in, uh, violation.

• Cross th border without leaving your house!

  When you live in scenic International Falls!

• pain is killing your mother

  And you never call, you never write...

• you have not lived until you have tried the blue pill

  The latest Matrix advertising campaign.

• Get popular hard to find medications here

  We don't stock that anymore. It kept selling out.

• Myth Shattering Behaviour by Celebrities

  You mean little Mikey's head didn't actually explode?

• Sarah how could you do this to me?

  Well, for starters, I'm not Sarah.

• I came to make you money

  Investment Opportunity From Another Planet

• my doggies fetch crabs

  Whatever you're selling, nobody's buying.