Just A Simple Tailor

Wed Dec 15 2004 15:33 Just A Simple Tailor:

I keep getting virus spam from "Elim". Why, Garak? Why???

From: Sardine J. Geldings
Gelding a sardine is a delicate operation!
From: basil mcglory
His mother was English, his father Scottish.
my pain med1cat10n are killing me
Now that's irony!
We cannot get to those good feelings as long as this war is going on.
Spam therapy.
almost100%ofthosewhoinitiatedivorcelaterregrettheirdecision!thereis
The Micro Machines pitchman turns to PSAs.
Sports Illustrated : Don't you need someone to share your dreams with
Yes, but Sports Illustrated is not that someone.
Your consent is needed
Why not simply manufacture it?
girls eat pink
Gender stereotyping now extends to food.
Got trouble with your pickle ? %RDN_WORD %RDN_DIGIT
Got trouble with your %RDN_PENIS_EUPHEMISM ?
Now putting a price on youth?
I was just playing around! I never meant to put a price on youth!
Dreaming about a A watch
That is one boring dream.
Vioxx User Damages Estimated at $7billion
Once upon a time, spam was advertising Vioxx. Now it's drumming up people for a class action suit. Have you no morals, spam? I expected better from you!
Yes, man is mortal,
Thanks to the price I put on youth!
Tupac prefers Rolex, Cartier and Breitling
From beyond the grave, he endorses selected bling.
interesting medical tip :learn how to violate
I'm trained in CPR and in, uh, violation.
Cross th border without leaving your house!
When you live in scenic International Falls!
pain is killing your mother
And you never call, you never write...
you have not lived until you have tried the blue pill
The latest Matrix advertising campaign.
Get popular hard to find medications here
We don't stock that anymore. It kept selling out.
Myth Shattering Behaviour by Celebrities
You mean little Mikey's head didn't actually explode?
Sarah how could you do this to me?
Well, for starters, I'm not Sarah.
I came to make you money
Investment Opportunity From Another Planet
my doggies fetch crabs
Whatever you're selling, nobody's buying.

Spam As Folk Art for 2004 December 15