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Wed Dec 08 2004 06:32 Call Me At Rolex Time:
- From: Corrosive Q. Malt -- What's your pleasure, squire?
I think you mean "poison", guvnor.
- Your employer said they can't hire you because you don't have a deggree
Also because they are already employing you. Please stop phoning them.
- Mosquito Incorporated 246 People Died From Mosquitoes
Which as this next slide shows, signifies a very real 78% drop from our third-quarter average. I know most of us are dead in the winter, but malaria infection represents a 24-hour global marketplace, in the 21st century.
- nobody beats our prices on drugs
Well, except people taking some of the stronger hallucinogens. But we wouldn't advise buying anything from them.
- In the body of some pharmaceutical spam: ...you can drive or mix alcohol drinks with them...
Do not attempt to operate machinery or mix fruit smoothies, within eight hours of taking.
- Are you pimped with a Rolex watch?
Are you quite sure you're using that verb correctly?
- Rolex Tattoo
Shockproof, waterproof and it tells the right time twice a day.
- You are only 15 minutes away from amazing night of love!
It's mid-afternoon. You really shouldn't have had that Rolex tattoo done, you know.
- call me at Rolex time
Now, if only I had some sort of watch, I'd know when that was.